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In dog years, I'm dead. ~Unknown

Outside of a dog, a book is probably man's best friend; inside of a dog, it's too dark to read. ~Groucho Marx

Some days you're the dog; some days you're the hydrant. ~Unknown

I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult? ~Rita Rudner

Don't accept your dog's admiration as conclusive evidence that you are wonderful. ~Ann Landers

Cat's motto: No matter what you've done wrong, always try to make it look like the dog did it. ~Unknown

The average dog is a nicer person than the average person. ~Andrew A. Rooney

If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite you; that is the principal difference between a dog and a man. ~Mark Twain

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